((Merie Weismiller/Paramount Pictures)) If Carell … 2010 comedy, "Dinner for Schmucks", was filmed. Have you ever just spent five months living with a herd of goats, as one of them? Kieran talks about the mating habits of different animals and becomes momentarily freaked out when he imagines a mammal and a bird having intercourse. Like Scott I enjoyed Jemaine Clement as Kieran and thought Zach Galifianakis fell flat as Therman. Kieran When he finds out that his work superiors host a dinner celebrating the idiocy of their guests, a rising executive questions it when he's It might not be a as cool as The Other Guys , but it multiplies and exceeds on anything Russell Brand did with Jonah Hill's help in … Disappointingly, after being highly anticipated for the better part of the summer, “Dinner for Schmucks” finds a fatal flaw in its constant vacillation between the serious, heady comedy of “I … I think one day you're gonna kill me if I can't perform. : Official Sites Dinner for Schmucks Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." Kieran Tim 2. Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." A goat could probably eat a bike. Kieran: [Who had been addressing the crowd] Uh, only once. : Her fight with Barry is the highlight of this very silly comedy. Kieran I was very hard up for cash. Kieran : Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." : Andy: That's a rare idea. Synopsis: Based on the French film Le Dîner de Cons. Dinner for Schmucks is funny in a generic way due mostly to the No? That surprises me That made me LOL *phone rings* Darla: Hi Tim, are you there? Technical Specs. All we do is have sex. Tim excitedly tells his long-time girlf… —Kieran Draper Share Tweet Post More | Tim Conrad (Paul Rudd) comes up with a way to get wealthy businessman Martin Mueller (David Walliams) as a client. On the differences between Jemaine and … | I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets. Fortunately, Barry works for the IRS, giving him possible access to In this Video source: Dinner For Schmucks | trailer #1 US (2010) Steve Carell Rising executive Tim Conrad works for a boss who hosts a monthly dinner in which the guest who brings the biggest buffoon gets a career-boost. Dinner for Schmucks is as stupid as its wildly eccentric characters, but it delivers the laugh-out-loud moments missing from a lot of comedies this summer. Kieran Vollard Talks to Rabbits from Dinner for Schmucks … SYNOPSIS: An … Tim learns that Kieran may be taking Julie to his ranch, and Tim becomes desperate to find out where it is. I was very hard up for cash. Tim Tim meets the perfect candidate - Barry (Steve Carell) - when Barry steps out in front of his Porsche while on the way to the local taxidermist with his latest diorama masterpiece. With Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Stephanie Szostak, Zach Galifianakis. Tim (Paul Rudd) is a member of a highly competitive corporation, filled with sadistic bosses, cutthroat coworkers, and devoted secretaries. Read, review and discuss the entire Dinner for Schmucks movie script by David Guion on Scripts.com Synopsis: Tim (Rudd) is a rising executive who "succeeds" in finding the perfect guest, IRS employee Barry (Carell), for his boss's monthly event, a so-called "dinner for idiots," which offers certain advantages to the exec who shows up with the biggest buffoon. So, kind of a stock broker. 3. There are some genuinely funny moments on hand, thanks in large part to Steve Carell’s mouse-artist Barry—who’s not the sharpest chunk of cheddar in the trap but is still an earnest, good-natured guy audiences can laugh “with” and root for. Kieran Kieran Vollard tells the story of his early upbringing and how who raised him helped him learn the secrets of lovemaking. Barry Kieran, You remember Tim? Dinner For Schmucks Kieran Keywords: dinner, dinner lab, dinnerbone, dinner mate, dinner for one, dinner перевод, dinner in the sky, dinero, Jemaine Clement (born 10 January 1974) is a New Zealand comedian, actor, voice actor, singer, writer, director, and multi-instrumentalist, known as one half of the musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords along with Bret McKenzie . Barry Browse more character quotes from Dinner for Schmucks (2010), Late to rehab meeting, she knocks over a chair. Everything. Directed by Jay Roach. ... -- Kieran Browse more character quotes from Dinner for Schmucks (2010) Share Tweet These are not merely the others schmucks at dinner, but people we encounter along the way and during the somewhat short dinner scene. | Barry exchanges profound thoughts with Kieran (Jemaine Clement) in Dinner for Schmucks. : Kieran: [Who had been addressing the crowd] Uh, only once. Dinner For Schmucks Movies: Angling for a promotion, executive Tim Wagner (Rudd) agrees to bring a weirdo loser to his boss dinner for winners , where a … Tim: No, no. I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets. : He works day in, day out, to make enough money to support his girlfriend, Julie, who he loves dearly and desperately wants to make his fiancée. Barry Dinner for Schmucks stumbles into that latter group. Interview with Jemaine Clement, who plays Kieran in Dinner for Schmucks. Dinner for Schmucks (2010) Jul 31, 2020 Directed by: Jay Roach Cat Out of the Bag Alert! Filming & Production My dealer. It'll be a 'Dinner for Schmucks' - his boss's version of a 'pig party'. Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, she knocks over a chair] Cocksucker! Company Credits Directed by Jay Roach. Barry: No. So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor. Kieran : So, kind of a stock broker. Dinner for Schmucks is a remake of a French comedy, The Dinner Game. Kieran Starring Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, Jemaine Clement and Bruce Greenwood. Kieran Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them? He invites him to a dinner in which he must find and bring an eccentric person with a special talent to be mocked by the executives; the winner earns a trophy and the executive that brought him or her gets glory. A goat could eat itself, if it was driven to it. In 'Dinner for Schmucks' he occupies the role of Barry Speck, a blithering idiot for whom life is a jolly holiday and cynicism is a notion that seems to have passed him over. So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor. Impressed by Tim's ingenuity, his boss Lance Fender (Bruce Greenwood) says Tim is a candidate for a promotion but wants to get to know him better. : Kieran - Dinner for Schmucks (2010) #jemaine clement #dinner for schmucks #o 163 notes marthasaurus-blog-blog Follow Just watched Dinner for Schmucks. No. This is one of those flicks that, at its core, has a lot to offer. Barry mistakenly thinks of the word "curate" as a sexual connotation and uses it several times throughout the film to denote sexual activity (i.e. | My dealer. Just to be clear, what exactly are we talking about? Julie Students will use replay to hear and comprehend. On this film as a buddy movie. DVD Sales: People Staying Home with Social Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords, Eagle vs Shark, MIB3 etc The thing about a goat is, it never denies itself what it's hungry for. : Tim plans on not attending until he meets Barry, a man who builds dioramas using No, no. I'm just a goat... who's halfway through eating itself. Dinner for Schmucks, 2010. ... the stock broker. Tim : No, no. : I doubt this is word for word but Kieran: Have you ever spent 5 months living with a herd of goats? Kieran: Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." That surprises me. : : Financial analysis of Dinner for Schmucks (2010) including budget, domestic and international box office gross, DVD and Blu-ray sales reports, total earnings and profitability. Kieran: Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." Tim : Almost nothing like a stock broker. Almost nothing like a stock broker. Dinner for Schmucks tells the story of Tim (Paul Rudd), a guy on the verge of having it all. Students will use replay to hear and comprehend. I work for a private equity firm that specializes in distressed assets. Kieran : [nods] ... the stock broker. Barry's view of the world is devoid of irony or whimsy, he Dinner for Schmucks (2010) - Goofs on IMDb - bloopers, mistakes, errors in continuity, plot holes, anachronisms, spoilers and more. Release Dates It is a preview of the movie Dinner for Schmucks. [nods] This review contains some spoilers for this film! : So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor. 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